Employee v/s Boss

Employee: - Good Morning Sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: - Very Good Morning Dear, What can I do for you?

Employee: - As you know I am employee of this firm from last 5 year.

Boss: - Yes

Employee: - Sir, I would like a move up. I currently have 5 companies after me and so I decided to talk you first.

Boss: - Move up? I would love to move up you but this is not a right time Dear.

Employee: - I understand everything Sir that the current economy down, but you must also take into consideration my hard work and loyalty to this company.

Boss: - Taking into account these factors, I am willing to offer you a 20% move up and extra 5 days of free family vacation trip. How does that sound?

Employee: - Great Sir!! Thank you so much for this!! Thanks a lot!!

Boss: - Before you go just out of curiosity. What companies were after you?

Employee: - Oh my landlord, my credit card companies and loan sharks!